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When did rap become so ridiculous?

I’m sorry, but at what point do rappers become ridiculous? Yes, I understand that you’re insanely wealthy and you own 16 cars and ALL of your bitches (of which you have several) are extremely fly as well as half-naked, not to mention there’s a gigantic pool in your backyard where all of your fly bitches […]

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I wish my uncle would stop screaming about hip hop

A few months ago I pulled into my uncle’s driveway blasting the new Nas album. My uncle — a 52-year-old white man who, shall we say, does not care for hip hop — heard the music and started screaming. I wasn’t all that surprised. He’s Italian, and I’ve found that Italians tend to be passionate […]

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D.L. Hughley bashes women on NPR, reveals urgent need to sit down

In the latest addition to the Please Have a Seat files, actor, comedian and political commentator D.L. Hughley has publicly declared his dislike for women—and specifically, angry black women, which apparently includes all the black women that exist. During an exchange on NPR’s Tell Me More, host Michael Martin read the following excerpt from Hughley’s […]

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Hip hop reality check: A brief manifesto on Wiz Khalifa, Rick Ross, 2 Chainz and betrayal

Hip hop fans, let’s be clear about a few things. Wiz Khalifa can’t rap for shxt. Rick Ross is an impostor whose fabricated identity is based on betraying his own people.

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